Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Baby Shower (2002)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : What's the final head count on my baby shower?

  Phoebe Buffay : About twenty. A couple of people from work had something else to do.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Also, both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.

  Rachel Green : What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking!

• Monica Geller-Bing : [on the phone]  Hello, Mrs. Green! Hi - it's Monica Geller.

  Sandra Green : Oh - hello, Monica.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Hi - I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.

  Sandra Green : [icily]  I know. My daughters told me when they received their "impromptu" invitations a month ago.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Yeah, I'm sorry - I'm so, so sorry.

  Sandra Green : Why, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?

  Monica Geller-Bing : [to Phoebe, quietly]  Oh, my god! My ass is sweating... Please, please - can you come? It's today at four.

  Sandra Green : Well, alright - I'll see you at four.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Thank you.

  [Monica hangs up the phone] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Isn't it at three?

  Monica Geller-Bing : [picking up phone again]  Sonofabitch...