Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Tan (2003)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler : [Ross walks in with a really dark tan]  Hold on. There's something different about you.

  Ross : I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

  Chandler : Was that place the sun?

  Ross : It gets worse.

  [holds up his top to reveal one half of his skin is still white] 

  Chandler : Oh my God! You can do a duet of 'Ebony & Ivory' all by yourself.

  Monica : How could you mess this up? It's so easy. You go in the booth, you count to five, and you turn around!

  Ross : How do you count to five?

  Monica : [counts quickly]  One, two, three...

  Ross : Dammit!

  [Goes to the door to leave. Rachel enters, sees him and starts laughing] 

  Ross : I know!

  Rachel : [after seeing Ross's tan]  What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

• Monica : We're not friends with Phoebe anymore.

  Chandler : If she asks, I protested a little, but okay.

• Chandler : Stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs.