Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (1995)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Chandler : Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!

  Joey : Frankie? What are you talking about?

  [Ross enters and touches Chandler on the shoulder, who flinches] 

  Ross : Hey, what's going on?

  Chandler : Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.

  Ross : What?

  Joey : No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

  Chandler : Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.

  Joey : That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.

  Joey : [Chandler and Ross stare at him]  ... What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?

  Ross : Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?

• [after Monica gets a disastrous haircut] 

  Ross : How's Monica?

  Phoebe : She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

  Ross : How's the hair?

  Phoebe : I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross - it doesn't look good.

  Joey : Can we see her?

  Phoebe : No, your hair looks too good; I think it would only upset her.

  Rachel : Oh.

  Phoebe : Ross, you can go on in.

• Ross : So when I get to China, guess who's in charge of the dig?

  Rachel : Julie. Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic?

• Ross : [Rachel has just met Ross's Asian girlfriend]  Rachel, this is Julie. I met her in China.

  Ross : [notices Rachel has brought flowers]  What are those?

  Rachel : Oh, these?

  Rachel : [begins speaking slowly and distinctly to Julie]  These are for you! Welcome to our country.

  Julie : [slowly and distinctly]  Thank you; I'm from New York.

• Ross : [watching sumo wrestlers on TV]  Ironically, these are the guys that were picked last in gym.