Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (1995)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Chandler : Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!

  Joey : Frankie? What are you talking about?

  [Ross enters and touches Chandler on the shoulder, who flinches] 

  Ross : Hey, what's going on?

  Chandler : Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.

  Ross : What?

  Joey : No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

  Chandler : Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.

  Joey : That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.

  Joey : [Chandler and Ross stare at him]  ... What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?

  Ross : Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?

• [after Monica gets a disastrous haircut] 

  Ross : How's Monica?

  Phoebe : She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

  Ross : How's the hair?

  Phoebe : I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross - it doesn't look good.

  Joey : Can we see her?

  Phoebe : No, your hair looks too good; I think it would only upset her.

  Rachel : Oh.

  Phoebe : Ross, you can go on in.

• Joey : Oh, hey, Chandler - when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

  Chandler : Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

• Rachel : [sticking her head out of her bedroom]  Uh... morning! Hey, you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?

  Joey : [grabbing his pants]  Oh, no no no no no! I'm not falling for that again!

  Phoebe : What's going on?

  Rachel : Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night...

  Chandler : What stupid thing did you do?

  Paolo : [coming out of Rachel's bedroom]  Buon giorno, tutti!