Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Other Sister (2002)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Chandler : So, if Monica's not around, I'm not good enough to raise Emma?

  Ross : [looks down]  No, that... that is not what we're saying.

  Joey : Yeah, he's lying. He looked down.

  Chandler : Well, what is wrong with me? Am I... Am I incompetent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

• Amy : Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?

  Chandler Bing : No, if crazy plate lady... if Monica dies then I would get Emma, right?

  Rachel : Well, actually...

  Chandler Bing : Actually, what?

  Ross : It's just that in that case then Emma would go to my parents.

  Chandler Bing : What?

  Amy : [to Chandler]  Hurts, doesn't it?

  Joey : Who has to die for me to get her?

• Monica : [Rachel and Amy get into a cat fight at Thanksgiving]  My God! Somebody do something! Stop them!

  Joey : What? Stop them? Throw some jello on them!

• Chandler Bing : So, if Monica's not around I'm not good enough to raise Emma?

  Ross : No, that is not what we are saying

  [looks down] 

  Ross : .

  Joey : Yeah, he's lying. He looked down.

  Chandler Bing : Well, what is wrong with me? Am I incompetent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you.