Friends (TV Series)
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party (2004)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing
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Quotes
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[Rachel is outside with Joey, leaving Ross the last one to say "good-bye" to]
Monica Geller-Bing : [to Ross] So, I guess you're next. You ready?
Dr. Ross Geller : I don't think so.
Chandler Bing : Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Monica Geller-Bing : You cried yesterday at the six-o'clock news.
Chandler Bing : That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!
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Monica Geller-Bing : Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: if I am harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong.
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Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : Alright, I think I'm gonna head out.
Monica Geller-Bing : Where you think you're going?
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.
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Monica Geller-Bing : Ross, she's giving us her baby. She can eat *you* if she wants.
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Monica Geller-Bing : Oh wow, can you believe you are like three weeks away!
Erica : I know.
Monica Geller-Bing : You don't mind me touching you belly, do you?
Erica : No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hands kinda blocking the part the baby's gonna come out!
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Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
Monica Geller-Bing : No.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : Oh, you're so screwed.