Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Crush (1998)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : [Wondering how to ask a client out on a date]  I don't even know how I would go about it.

  Joey Tribbiani : Oh oh oh, what I do is uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey, how you doin..."

  Rachel Green : [Annoyed]  Oh, please.

  Joey Tribbiani : [to Phoebe]  Hey! How you doin...

  Phoebe : [Phoebe pauses a moment then looks away, giggling and flattered]  Just fine.

• Joey Tribbiani : Ok, for next time, what do you say?

  Rachel Green : I have an extra ticket, an extra ticket, not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.

  Dr. Ross Geller : So the first time you asked a guy out he turned you down?

  Rachel Green : He didn't turn me down. He's at the game isn't he? I got the date, I'm just not on it.

• Rachel Green : [on the phone]  Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thong on, and she didn't even buy it.

• [while practicing asking Joshua out] 

  Rachel Green : Would you like to go to a basketball game with... You know it's funny, basketball, because I happen to have... Who like the Kni...

  [Joshua enters the room] 

• [talking about her new client] 

  Rachel Green : He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.

• Monica Geller : Are you out of a job?

  Rachel Green : No, they stuck me in Personal Shopping, which is just a huge step down.

  Phoebe : Personal Shopping, what is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?.. That sounds great!