Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (2001)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

Quotes 

• Joey : ...'Cause in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister, and you get an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer!" There's no one better, there's no one greater!

• Phoebe : What is this? What's going on?

  Joey : Oh good, can I tell her? Can I tell her?

  Rachel : Well do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version.

  Phoebe : Joey's.

• Joey : Lets not forget, this is a woman who has sent you many lasagnas over the years.

  Monica : No she hasn't.

  Joey : Is it her fault if some of them didn't make it to you?

• Rachel : So Joey, I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with tuxedos for the wedding Do you need one?

  Joey : No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.

  Rachel : Well, what are you going to wear?

  Joey : Multicolored robes. Ooh and maybe a hat.

  Rachel : Does Monica know about this?

  Joey : I don't think so.

  Rachel : Can I please be there when you tell her?