Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (2001)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• [Rachel is telling a story of how she once kissed another girl and Phoebe doesn't believe her] 

  Phoebe : Okay it just seems a little wild and you're so... vanilla.

  Rachel : Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas.

  Phoebe : To Ross.

• Melissa Warburton : Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?

  Phoebe : Of course. Yeah. I was a... Thigh Mega Tampon.

  Melissa Warburton : What one?

  Phoebe : Yeah, you know, we were really huge too. But then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning.

• Phoebe : What is this? What's going on?

  Joey : Oh good, can I tell her? Can I tell her?

  Rachel : Well do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version.

  Phoebe : Joey's.

• Rachel : [to Melissa Warburton]  C'mon, remember we were on the sleeping porch. We couldn't stop giggling... and our coconuts

  [party bras] 

  Rachel : kept knocking together.

  Phoebe : Oh! Somewhere, Joey's head is exploding.