Friends (TV Series)
The One with Mrs. Bing (1995)
Morgan Fairchild: Nora Bing
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Quotes
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Nora Bing : [on TV] Oh, no, I am a fabulous Mom. I bought my son his first condom.
Chandler Bing : [back at home] And then he burst into flames.
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Rachel Green : Mrs. Bing, I gotta tell you, I read every book you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria At Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing : Oh, please! Listen, honey, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start off with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and
[knocks her little fists together:]
Nora Bing : bam! you have got yourself a book!
Chandler Bing : My mother, ladies and gentlemen!
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Nora Bing : [after he stumbled out of the ladies' restroom:] What is with you tonight?
Dr. Ross Geller : Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Nora Bing : [finishes phone conversation] Okay, thank you.
[puts down phone]
Nora Bing : It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it?
Dr. Ross Geller : No, it's the one he's licking.
Nora Bing : She's supposed to be with you.
Dr. Ross Geller : [wryly] You're good.
Nora Bing : Oh, Ross, look at me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and you know why?
Dr. Ross Geller : The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?
Nora Bing : No, it's because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred and twenty-five pages for a Paolo. Come on, the guy's a secondary character, he's just a... you know, a complication you eventually kill off.
Dr. Ross Geller : When?
Nora Bing : He's not a hero. You know what a hero is?
Dr. Ross Geller : The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
Nora Bing : No, it's *you*!
Dr. Ross Geller : Please...
Nora Bing : No, really, come on, you're smart, you're sexy...