Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's Fridge (2000)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• [Chandler, Joey and Ross are talking about Elizabeth] 

  Joey : Or you know, you could do...

  [Pushes Ross into his fridge] 

  Ross : What the hell are you doing?

  Joey : What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!

  Ross : What? How do you even know it's broken?

  Joey : You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me.

  [Puts hand in fridge] 

  Joey : What do you know? It's broken! That'll be $400.

  Chandler : Joey I saw you push him.

  [Silence] 

  Joey : You pushed him!

  Ross : Joey, I did not break this, okay?

  [Sniffs inside it] 

  Ross : That has been broken for a while.

  Joey : [Seriously]  Hey Chandler, remember when I told you about our fridge?

  Chandler : Uh-huh.

  Joey : I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.

  Ross : Do not give him any money!

  [Joey turns to Ross] 

  Joey : I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge!

• Ross : [about Elizabeth's spring break]  What if she goes down there and sleeps with a bunch of guys?

  Chandler Bing : Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

• Joey Tribbiani : Say we were a divorced couple and I got custody of the kid. Then say the kid dies and I have to get a new kid.

  Chandler Bing : [looking confused]  Okay...

  Joey Tribbiani : [pause]  GIVE ME $400!

• Chandler : So why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?

  Ross : Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.

  Chandler : Tell her good luck with that.

  Ross : Anyone else, huh? Bring 'em on.

  Rachel Green : Oh, when's her birthday?

  Ross : I don't know, Rachel. Why?

  Rachel Green : Well, you know, it's been so long since I've been to Chuck E Cheese.