- [Joey gets caught using Charlton Heston's dressing room shower]
- Charlton Heston: Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt.
- Emily: No, no, no, that's not rude. It's in keeping with a trip where I've already been run down by one of your wiener carts and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport. Apparently, I look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.
- Joey Tribbiani: [talking about Chandler being depressed after breaking up with Kathy] DOn't worry. He's still in his sweats. That's phase one! Don't worry... I'll be back for phase 2.
- Monica: What's phase 2?
- Joey Tribbiani: Getting drunk and going to the strip club!
- Phoebe Buffay: It kicked! I think the baby kicked.
- Monica: Oh, my God!
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, no, wait. Oh. That was the elastic in my underwear busted.