Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's Big Break (1999)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Monica : Open your eyes.

  Rachel Green : [lies on the sofa with her eyes closed]  OK. They are.

  [Monica looks at Rachel, not impressed] 

  Monica : [not convinced]  How many fingers am I holding up?

  Rachel Green : [guessing]  Four.

  Monica : [shocked]  Oh my God! I was thinking four.

  Rachel Green : Really?

  Monica : [excited]  Yes! OK, now this is just practice. One... two... three.

  [Rachel quickly jerks her head to avoid the eyedrops] 

  Monica : My pillow's all wet!

  Rachel Green : [reasoning]  Well, you said it was practice!

  Monica : Then why did you move your head?

  Rachel Green : Because I knew you were lying!

• [Monica puts the bottle of eye-drops in her mouth and firmly holds reluctant patient Rachel down on the floor] 

  Monica : [determined]  I am going... hey!... to get these drops in your eyes!

  Rachel Green : [unable to get up]  Oh, my God! You really are freakishly strong!

  [using her mouth, Monica squeezes the bottle so that the eye drops fall on Rachel's face] 

  Rachel Green : [screams]  BLAH! BLAH! MONICA! STOP IT!

  [Rachel starts crying and Monica spits out the bottle] 

  Monica : [exhausted]  DAMN! IT'S EMPTY!

  [Rachel stops crying and looks relieved] 

  Rachel Green : [still pinned down underneath Monica]  You know, if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune!