- Phoebe has trouble bonding with her half-brother Frank when he comes to visit. Joey attempts to build an entertainment center. Ross is challenged to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most.
- When Joey starts working with his tool belt, Chandler admires his sexy macho air, but fears for his life from the tools in a child's hand. Phoebe's weird brother Frank Jr. visits, and demonstrates his hobby is melting whatever you let him get his hands on. Learning she's a masseuse, Frank eagerly asks to get a treatment, from a colleague- who isn't amused he assumed that's a euphemism for sex. At Central Perk, several friends make individual lists of five super hot celebrities, which may even be dated without being considered infidelity by the real-life partner. Ross's included Isabella Rosselini, but at Chandler's suggestion she's "international", hence too unavailable, he dropped her from the laminated draft; then she walks in the bar for real...—KGF Vissers
- Phoebe's half-brother, Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi), comes to town but his quirky behavior (they have nothing in common and Frank's hobby is to melt stuff) makes bonding difficult. Frank thinks Monica and Rachel are hot. He wants to go to times square to pick up ninja stars. Phoebe gets a call from work, asking her to come in for her massage appointment. She decides to take Frank in with her as she thinks she can get Frank a massage from one of her other girls at work. This is made even more awkward when Frank Jr. initially misunderstands that Phoebe works as a hooker, and sexually hits on her masseuse friend during a massage session. Phoebe is very disappointed as this was her last chance to have a real family and Frank turned out to be a total jerk. Frank apologizes to Phoebe for ruining her weekend and says that he looks upto her as his big sister. Phoebe is happy.
Joey builds an entertainment unit (it started off as a small project to build a place to keep the mail) (The power saw got away from Joey and it cut through Chandler room's door) that is too big for the apartment and annoys Chandler (he drills through the wall of Chandler's room and almost "gets" him). The unit covers the entrance to both their room's doors. Joey points out to Monica that her bathroom floor is old and dingy and chips off one of the tiles (which was glued down). Joey remarks that it would take forever to remove the tiles and suggests that she leave it alone (with the huge hole gauged in her floor).. Monica is super angry and forces Joey to fix her floor first.. When Joey bets five bucks that he can fit inside the entertainment unit, Chandler purposely loses the bet in order to lock him in as a supposed payback.
Chandler tells the gang that Janice has a freebie list and has David Copperfield on it. List of 5 celebs that you are allowed to sleep with, without your partner getting mad about it. Chandler has Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth & Jessica Rabbit. Rachel has Chris O"Donnell, JFK Jr, Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson. Ross is challenged to make a list of five celebrities that he would most likely sleep with. He gets Elizabeth Hurley, Susan Sarandon, and Isabella Rossellini.. But Chandler convinces Ross that Isabella has an international career and Ross is very unlikely to meet her in USA. So, Ross finally laminates the list that has Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley, Michelle Pfeiffer and Dorothy Hamill. When Isabella Rossellini comes into the coffee shop, Rachel decides to give Ross a free pass to go and hit on her if he can. Ross tries flirting with her by claiming she is on his list.. But then Isabella sees the laminated list and finds that she is not on it. Ross explains that he bumped her off (for Winona Ryder) upon hearing Chandler's explanation that she is "international". Isabella walks off.
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