Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Poker (1995)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : I just realized something. Joker is poker with a j... coincidence?

  Chandler : Hey, that's "joincidence"... with a c.

• Chandler : You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?

  Ross : I don't know.

  Chandler : Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?

  Ross : No, it's not just that. It's just--I want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh...

  [begins to stare lovingly at Rachel] 

  Chandler : ...little playthings with yarn?

  Ross : What?

  Chandler : Could you want her more?

  Ross : Who?

  Chandler : [sarcastically]  Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!

• Rachel : So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.

  Chandler : Yeah, and I get my ya-ya's from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

• Phoebe : Alright, here's my $7.50, but I think you should know that this money is cursed.

  Joey : What?

  Phoebe : Oh, I cursed it. So bad things will happen to he who spends it.

  Chandler : That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.

• Chandler : There just don't happen to be any women in our game.

  Joey : Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.

  Monica : Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse! That's a typical guy response.

  Ross : Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?

  Monica , Rachel , Phoebe : No...

  Rachel : But you could teach us!

  Ross , Chandler , Joey : No...

• Rachel : Ok, well, I'm turnin' in.

  Chandler : Rach, we gotta settle.

  Rachel : Settle what?

  Chandler : The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land.

• Ross : I'm not in love with her.

  Chandler : Then what was with that whole Black Bart speech? "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy."

• Rachel : Guess what, guess what?

  Chandler : Let's see, the fifth dentist caved, now they all recommend Trident?

• Joey : [about a poker hand]  There was chocolate on the 3. It looked like an 8. All right?

  Ross : You should've seen him. "Read 'em and weep".

  Chandler : And then he did.

• Monica : That You Get. THAT YOU GET

  Rachel : No

  Phoebe : No

  Ross : No

  Joey : No

  Chandler : No