Friends (TV Series)
The One with All the Candy (2000)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler : [Ben's about to ride his first big boy bike] Here Ben Let Me Help You With That
Ben Geller : Thank you Daddy!
Dr. Ross Geller : No, No No one daddy... Two mommies.
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[Monica's been leaving candy for the neighbors outside her door, but they got hooked on it]
Chandler : Hey! Pipe down! What is the matter with you people? This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could get to know all of you and I bet that not one of you can tell me her name. Am I right?
Neighbor : ...Candy lady?
Chandler : [mockingly] No not "Candy Lady"!
Joey : [pushing the neighbor aside] Let me know if we have candy!
Chandler : Alright, you know what? Forget it, all of you, forget it! You've ruined it! Go home, you've ruined it!
Joey : Yeah, you ruined everything! You ruined it!
Joey : [he goes into the apartment with Monica and Chandler and starts eating the candy]
Monica : Thank you. I was really scared for a while, I mean, somebody slipped a threatening note under the door.
Joey : [takes the note] Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality...
