Friends (TV Series)

The One in Massapequa (2002)

Alec Baldwin: Parker

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Quotes 

• Parker : I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am - I'm a positive person.

  Phoebe : No, *I'm* a positive person. You're like Santa Claus - on Prozac! In Disneyland!... getting laid.

• Parker : I wanna take a mental picture of you all... "click".

  Chandler : [dryly]  I don't think the flash went off.

• Parker : You know, this apartment is... there are no words.

  Phoebe : Oh, thank God.

  Parker : It's a haven. A modern-day Eden in the mist of...

  Phoebe : [interrupting]  Yeah, I know. I know. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.

• Parker : Is something wrong?

  Phoebe : Wrong? Really, you know the word "wrong"? Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? Everything isn't "Glow with the light of a thousand fairies"? They were just brake lights!