Friends (TV Series)

The One in Barbados (2003)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Dr. Ross Geller : [after they've successfully rewrote a lost speech]  Hey um... what do you say we celebrate. Champaign?

  Charlie Wheeler : Oh yea! Hey, save the cork, and that way we can fill the bottle up with water and put it back so they don't charge you.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [In amazement]  Oh my God, I love you.

• Dr. Ross Geller : I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That's right. These will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.

  Rachel Green : Do you have anything that will get us out of them?

• Ross : [Ross's speech in Barbados, Rachel is laughing]  ... is thought to be separate species from homo erectus

  Joey : Homo?

  Rachel : [Still laughing]  Erectus.

• Monica Geller-Bing : [the sun has just come out]  You go down to the pool and reserve the chairs

  Rachel : Ok

  Monica Geller-Bing : and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.

  Chandler Bing : Uh ladies, Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.

  Rachel : Noooooo!

  Monica Geller-Bing : Dammit!

  Ross : [from the next room]  Walls are pretty thin, guys.

• Charlie Wheeler : There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I um... I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings for someone else.

  Ross : Can I... can I ask who?

  Charlie Wheeler : I think you know.

  Ross : I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past.

• Dr. Ross Geller : [Reading his speech to Charlie]  ... By using CT scans, and computer imaging, we can in a very real way bring the Mesezoic Era into the 21st century.

  Charlie Wheeler : [In astonishment]  It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, and you know what, that'll be even better tomorrow because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet.

  [opens the door for Joey, Chandler and Rachel] 

  Joey : Hey guys!

  Dr. Ross Geller : [to Joey]  The chocolates aren't here yet.

  Joey : [Walks in in disappointment]  Dammit!

  Charlie Wheeler : [to Joey]  Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic.

  Chandler Bing : [to Charlie]  Oh, is it on the computer? 'Cause I'd like to give it a read.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [to Chandler]  If you want to check your email, just ask.

  Chandler Bing : What?

  [Realizing Ross caught his bluff] 

  Chandler Bing : 'Kay.

  [Friendlily pats Ross on his chest] 

• Charlie Wheeler : I broke up with Joey. I mean he was fun, but every time I was with him, I found myself thinking about you. Oh, my God, it's like I'm your groupie!

  Ross : [chuckling nervously]  Wow, my own groupie. I just better not catch you naked in my hotel room. Look, I took it too far!