Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (2000)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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• Rachel Green : [to Paul during dinner]  So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly offered to take me.

  Elizabeth Stevens : What a nice story.

  Paul Stevens : So Ross was in college, and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom?

  Rachel Green : I definitely did not see that one backfiring! I'm going to go to the bathroom.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [to Rachel]  Yeah, you take your time.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [to Paul]  Just so you know, I was a freshman and she was a senior, so it wasn't as bad as...

  Paul Stevens : [to Ross]  Look, I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs - and it's partly that I'm very protective of my daughter, and partly because they keep coming to me! But I have to admit, after all the wonderful things Elizabeth has told me, and after the many, many, many things Rachel has told me... well, I guess you're not all bad.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [feeling satisfied]  I'm not all bad.

  Paul Stevens : I'm sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand I still look at Elizabeth like she's a twelve-year-old girl.

  Dr. Ross Geller : You know what? I do that, too.

  Paul Stevens : I beg your pardon?

  Dr. Ross Geller : [nervously]  Oh, no - I don't see her as a twelve-year-old girl. I have a son who's six, and I still think of him as a baby.

  Paul Stevens : You have a son?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Yes, my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben - and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms, as I'm sure you are with your wife.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [nervously, remembering Paul is a widower]  Oh, I'm very sorry.

  Paul Stevens : [as Rachel returns to the table]  Don't worry about it; I didn't realize you were married.

  Rachel Green : We were, but that was a big drunken mistake.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [sarcastically to Rachel]  Oh, great - you're back?

  Paul Stevens : You two were married?

  Rachel Green : [revealing Ross was married three times]  Oh, whoops - you were talking about Emily.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [shamefully slams his head on the table]