Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Got High (1999)

Christina Pickles: Judy Geller

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• Monica : And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys. Ross did!

  Ross : Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!

  Monica : Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!

  Ross : Monica and Chandler are living together!

  Monica : Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again!

  Phoebe : I love Jacques Cousteau!

  Rachel : I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!

  Joey : I wanna go!

  Judy Geller : That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds!

• Judy Geller : I think he's stoned again.

  Chandler , Monica : What?

  Ross : Dude, I need to talk to ya a sec.

  [Chandler and Ross go into Rachels former bedroom] 

  Ross : Okay, I think I know why my parents don't like you.

  Chandler : Yeah?

  Ross : Okay, we were in college. Spring break. Sophomore year. I got high and my parents came in and smellt it so I said you had smoked it and jumped out the window.

  Chandler : What?

  Ross : Oh come on man. How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college? Let alone you living with my sister?

  Chandler : What about that whole friends forever stuff?

  Ross : I don't know I was all high.

  Monica : [Monica enters]  Mom and Dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

  Chandler : Ross smoked pot in college and he blamed it on me.

  Monica : Ross! I can't believe you'd do that.

  Chandler : The reason we haven't told them we're together is cause they hate me. So will you fix this please?

  Ross : Fine, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who was smoking the pot. Who should I say it was?

  Monica : You! Doesn't matter its not like you still do it.

  Ross : Okay, who should I say "tricked me" into doing it.

  Monica : No one. You go out there and you tell them exactly what happened.

  Ross : Really?

  Monica : Yes.

  Chandler : Anything else I should know?

  Ross : No. Wait ya. Uh, you melted a bunch of my Dad's records.

  Ross : [fake chuckle]  Why?

  Ross : Evidently you weren't good at handling your 'high.'

• Judy Geller : Chandler! You've been Ross' best friend all this years, stuck by and during the drug problems

  [Ross walks away, upset] 

  Judy Geller : And now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.

  Chandler : [Surprised and glad]  Thank you!

  Jack Geller : No, thank you. And Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

  [Ross and Monica are embarassed] 

  Chandler : I'll talk to them.

• Rachel : You guys, it was bananas, cream and beef. I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad.

  Monica : Actually, I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom.

  Joey : No, it isn't. I ate that.

  Judy Geller : Oh, we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

  Joey : Nope, got it, and got yours, too!

• Judy Geller : Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.

  [Phoebe makes a sad face] 

  Judy Geller : Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.

  Jack Geller : And we kinda figured about the porch swing.

  Judy Geller : Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?

  Jack Geller : What happened, son?

  Ross : I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!