Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Got High (1999)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Monica : And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys. Ross did!

  Ross : Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!

  Monica : Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!

  Ross : Monica and Chandler are living together!

  Monica : Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again!

  Phoebe : I love Jacques Cousteau!

  Rachel : I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!

  Joey : I wanna go!

  Judy Geller : That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds!

• Ross : It tastes like feet!

  Joey Tribbiani : Well, I like it.

  Ross : Are you kidding?

  Joey Tribbiani : I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

• Rachel : Joey, what is wrong with your appartment? It's like a hundred degrees in there.

  Joey : Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear?

  Rachel : No.

  Joey : Still not hot enough!

• Ross : Meat on a dessert? That is not possible.

  Joey Tribbiani : I know, and only one layer of jam? What is up with that?

• Rachel : You guys, it was bananas, cream and beef. I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad.

  Monica : Actually, I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom.

  Joey : No, it isn't. I ate that.

  Judy Geller : Oh, we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

  Joey : Nope, got it, and got yours, too!

• Rachel : Monica said I could make dessert this year.

  Joey : Uh, you're gonna cook something?

  Rachel : Huh, yeah, I cook.

  Chandler : Offering people gum is not cooking.

• Joey : You're whippin' so slow! Can't you do it any faster?

  Rachel : Joey, come on! I don't want to make any mistakes. All right, this is the only desert, and if I screw it up, everybody's gonna be like: "Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"

  [Joey gives her an understanding look] 

  Rachel : Okay? So why don't you just let me worry about making the trifle, and you just worry about eating it?

  Joey : Oh, I am!