Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work (2003)

Phill Lewis: Steve

Quotes 

• Steve : So, do you have any other questions about advertising?

  Chandler Bing : No, no, but - let me show you what I can do:

  [Chandler picks up a bagel and a donut] 

  Chandler Bing : "Bagels and donuts: Round food... for every mood."

  Steve : Monica warned me you might do that.

• Steve : I actually think we might have something for you at the agency.

  Chandler Bing : Really? That's great!

  Steve : It's an unpaid internship.

  [Chandler is startled] 

  Steve : Come on, now. Monica has a good job, and it's not like you have a family to support.

  Chandler Bing : Well, actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight.

  [Steve looks confused] 

  Chandler Bing : Actually, she's probably at home naked right now.

  [Steve appears increasingly uncomfortable] 

  Chandler Bing : I tend to keep talking 'til somebody stops me.

  [Steve waits awkwardly] 

  Chandler Bing : I can just picture her on the bed right now...

  Steve : Stop!

  Chandler Bing : OK.