"Friends" The One Where Joey Moves Out (TV Episode 1996) - Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani

Chandler Bing : I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.

Joey Tribbiani : Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?

Chandler Bing : I did pay for half of it.

Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, and I paid for the other half.

Chandler Bing : All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.

Joey Tribbiani : All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!

Chandler Bing : Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!

Joey Tribbiani : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?
Joey Tribbiani : Hey why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?

Chandler Bing : Because soap is soap. It's self cleaning.

Joey Tribbiani : Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing that I wash and the first thing you wash.
Joey Tribbiani : It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
Joey Tribbiani : I was just in the bathroom and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there, it's like your peeing with the Rockettes.
Joey Tribbiani : [about tattoos] This is wild, what are you gonna get?

Phoebe Buffay : Um, I'm getting a lily. For my mom, 'cause her name's Lily.

Chandler Bing : Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani