Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (1999)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• [Joey has a bad hernia and is in massive pain] 

  Phoebe : Hey! Maybe you'll die!

  Joey : [voice cracks]  Chandler, I'm scared.

  Phoebe : No, we can go together. Just don't wait too long, because I'm outta here sometimes before Friday.

  Joey : But I don't wanna die.

  Phoebe : No, no, it'll be fun. We'll come back and haunt these guys!

  Joey : Wait, could I come back and haunt Monica and Rachel when they're in the shower?

  Chandler : That's my girlfriend!

  Joey : Hey, I'm dead!