Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Eddie Won't Go (1996)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
Quotes
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Chandler Bing : Ding-dong the psycho's gone.
Monica Geller : Are you sure?
Chandler Bing : Yes, I actually saw him leave this time. I mean right now that guy is... standing in the window holding a human head! He's standing in the window holding a human head!
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[Chandler is sleeping on Monica and Rachel's couch to avoid Eddie watching him sleep]
Chandler Bing : [wakes up and sees Monica looking at him] What is it with people watching me sleep? There will be no more watching me sleep!
Monica Geller : I wasn't...
Chandler Bing : No more watching!
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Rachel Green : [after Rachel, Monica and Phoebe made up in Central Perk] So are we good?
Monica Geller : We're good.
Phoebe Buffay : Uh... huh!
Phoebe Buffay : We're good?
Monica Geller : Yeah!
Rachel Green : OK! Let me take these cakes back 'cause they're going to take that out of my paycheck.
[And Rachel takes back the two pieces of cake she had brought to her friends as gifts, previously]
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Chandler Bing : Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
Eddie Menuek : [laughs] Vaguely.
Chandler Bing : Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Eddie Menuek : [laughs] Yes.
Chandler Bing : So what happened?
Eddie Menuek : We took a roadtrip to Las Vegas, man!
Monica Geller : So on this "roadtrip" did you win any money?
Eddie Menuek : Nah, crapped out, but Mr. 21 here cleans up 300 bucks, buys me this new pair of shoes. Sweet, huh?
Monica Geller : Yeah.
Eddie Menuek : Well see ya pals!
[exits]
Phoebe Buffay : Is anyone else starting to really like him?
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Monica Geller : Danny Orshack 9th grade, oh come on Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Rachel Green : Only because you took up half the circle.
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Phoebe Buffay : You are such a leaf blower!
Rachel Green : Pool drainer!
Monica Geller : Twig snapper!
Rachel Green : Monkey butt!
Monica Geller : That's not in the book!
Rachel Green : No, but that's what you are!
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Monica Geller : [to Phoebe] What about the puppet guy?
Rachel Green : Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!
Monica Geller : And his puppet, too!
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Rachel Green : [taking a "Goddess Quiz"] Number 29: "Have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightening bearer?"... I would have to say "no."
Monica Geller : And I would have to say "P-ha!"
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Phoebe Buffay : Okay, question number twenty-eight: "have you ever allowed a Lightning Bearer to take your wind?" I would have to say "no".
Monica Geller : [with an "is she kidding?" look] And I would have to say "puh-HUH!"
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Rachel Green : [after Monica and Phoebe tell her about "Be Your Own Wind Keeper"] Oh, so it's a little like "The Hobbit."
Monica Geller : It is nothing like "The Hobbit!"