"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" The Mother of All Battles (TV Episode 1991) - Will Smith as Will Smith

[Will is teaching Ashley how to fight]

Carlton : What the heck is going on here?

Will : Hey, sorry, man, homegirl said she was a Vanilla Ice fan, I kinda lost my head.

Carlton : You expect me to believe that? Everybody likes Vanilla Ice.
Carlton : Remember, "we must never negotiate out of fear and we must never fear to negotiate" - John F. Kennedy.

Will : But, never forget, "mama said knock you out" - LL Cool J.
Phillip Banks : [Phillip and Dr. Hoover are in a fight] Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?

Dr. Hoover : Penn State, my brother.

Phillip Banks : Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Wharton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through!

Dr. Hoover : Impressive, you must have been quite an athlete in your thinner days.

Phillip Banks : Hey, hey, let's stick to the topic, okay?

Dr. Hoover : Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized.

Phillip Banks : Well, speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead and the wide jaws suitable for grains and small rodents!

Dr. Hoover : I think you have her confused with your momma!

Will : [Phillip punches Dr. Hoover and knocks him down] That's it, Uncle Phil, you're grounded!

[to Dr. Hoover]

Will : You know, I'd be happy to prescribe something for that.

Will Smith: Will Smith