- Carlton Banks: Wow! She's cool, she's hot, she's...
- William 'Will' Smith: Your baby sister, man!
- Carlton Banks: [screams]
- Ashley Banks: What if no one likes me?
- William 'Will' Smith: Just do what Carlton does: give them money.
- William 'Will' Smith: Girl, I know your feet must be tired, 'cause you been walking through my mind all day. Come 'ere!
- Kenny: [to Ashley] Baby, I'm telling you, you got more moves than a bowl of Jell-O and there's always room for Jell-O.
- Ashley Banks: Wow!
- William 'Will' Smith: Dude sounds like a jackass.
- Ashley Banks: So, when are we going out?
- Kenny: Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you my undivided attention.
- Carlton Banks: Actually, Will. He's better than you.
- Kenny: I mean, look at you, you got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and fingertips...
- [sees another girl]
- Kenny: , but baby got back!
- [to Ashley]
- Kenny: Bye, baby.
- [while chasing after the girl]
- Kenny: Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
- Carlton Banks: [to Will] Look, I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!
- [runs off as well]
- Philip Banks: For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper, Boom-Boom LaSalle.
- William 'Will' Smith: I wonder why they called her that.
- Philip Banks: For some reason, she took a liking to me. So, she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.
- William 'Will' Smith: You the man, Uncle Phil.
- Philip Banks: Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...
- [Aunt Viv slams something down on the table]
- Philip Banks: finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.