The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

That's No Lady, That's My Cousin (1992)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• Carlton Banks : Wow! She's cool, she's hot, she's...

  William 'Will' Smith : Your baby sister, man!

  Carlton Banks : [screams] 

• Ashley Banks : What if no one likes me?

  William 'Will' Smith : Just do what Carlton does: give them money.

• William 'Will' Smith : Girl, I know your feet must be tired, 'cause you been walking through my mind all day. Come 'ere!

• Kenny : [to Ashley]  Baby, I'm telling you, you got more moves than a bowl of Jell-O and there's always room for Jell-O.

  Ashley Banks : Wow!

  William 'Will' Smith : Dude sounds like a jackass.

  Ashley Banks : So, when are we going out?

  Kenny : Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you my undivided attention.

  Carlton Banks : Actually, Will. He's better than you.

  Kenny : I mean, look at you, you got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and fingertips...

  [sees another girl] 

  Kenny : , but baby got back!

  [to Ashley] 

  Kenny : Bye, baby.

  [while chasing after the girl] 

  Kenny : Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!

  Carlton Banks : [to Will]  Look, I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!

  [runs off as well] 

• Philip Banks : For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper, Boom-Boom LaSalle.

  William 'Will' Smith : I wonder why they called her that.

  Philip Banks : For some reason, she took a liking to me. So, she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.

  William 'Will' Smith : You the man, Uncle Phil.

  Philip Banks : Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...

  [Aunt Viv slams something down on the table] 

  Philip Banks : finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.