The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Hilary Gets a Life (1992)

James Avery: Philip Banks

Quotes 

• Philip Banks : [while reading off the family's credit card bills]  CarIton, $90 for a pair of socks? That's ridicuIous.

  Vivian Banks : It certainIy is. Honey, that's $9.00

  Philip Banks : Ashley, how couId you manage to charge $80 worth of trinkets on our account at the drug store?

  Vivian Banks : That's 80 cents. Sweetie, do you think you need to get your eyes checked?

  Philip Banks : Don't be ridicuIous, Vivian.

  Vivian Banks : This has been going on for months. If you move the TV any cIoser to the bed, I'll be sIeeping with Jay Leno.

• Philip Banks : [to Will]  We want to congratuIate you for setting such a fine exampIe for the other kids.

  William 'Will' Smith : Is this some kind of sick joke?

  Vivian Banks : No, baby, not at all. We are very proud of the way you've managed to baIance your schooIwork and your part-time job.

  Carlton Banks : Is this some kind of sick joke?

  Philip Banks : These bills are no joke. You kids couId stand to Iearn a thing or two from WiII.

  Hilary Banks : Are we Iike, in the Twilight Zone? When does everyone put on the pig masks?