The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Be My Baby Tonight (1992)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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• Geoffrey : Aren't you dressed a little early for your date?

  Will : I ain't going on a date. I'm going on a phone call.

  Geoffrey : That's what I call safe sex.

• Kevin : Hi, Will. Is Ashley ready?

  William 'Will' Smith : No, man! She's only 13!

• William 'Will' Smith : [to Hilary and Carlton]  It's Ashley. Look, you can't tell Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv, but she asked me to tell her about sex. I don't know what to tell her. I mean, she should hear it from somebody more experienced.

  Hilary Banks : Well, pardon me for being attractive. Look, I'm the wrong person. I mean, I tried to tell Carlton about sex and.. well, you know the rest.

• Ashley Banks : Hey, thanks a lot for helping me, Will. I'm so excited.

  William 'Will' Smith : Will you stop talking dirty?

• Philip Banks : Who's pregnant?

  William 'Will' Smith : Not me.

  Carlton Banks : Me either.

  Hilary Banks : I'm going to go on a limb and make that unanimous.

• William 'Will' Smith : Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil. Now, there's somebody in this house who needs to talk about sex and it ain't one of us.

  Philip Banks : But that only leaves.. oh, God, tell me it's Geoffrey.

• William 'Will' Smith : Hey, look, Uncle Phil, now, just remember that sex is as natural as breathing.

  [Uncle Phil glares at Will] 

  William 'Will' Smith : And I'm going to hold my breath 'til I'm married.

• Will : [Hilary is showing a very skimpy bottom-only bathing suit she just bought for Arnold Schwarzenegger's pool party]  Oh darn, now Arnold will have to return his.

  Vivian : I kind of like it.

  Philip : I do, too. That's a good-looking hat.

  Vivian : It's Hilary's new bathing suit.

  Philip : When fish ride bicycles.

• Carlton Banks : Hilary, as a loyal Republican and a staunch bush man, I'm warning you, don't do this.

  William 'Will' Smith : Oh, come on, Carlton, you're not a bush man. You're more like a pygmy.

• William 'Will' Smith : [when he sees Aunt Viv and Uncle Phil dressed in their tennis outfits]  Hey, check it out, black folks playing tennis. I wonder if there's a white guy somewhere tap-dancing.

• William 'Will' Smith : [about Ashley]  Look, well, somebody has to tell her. I mean, she won't do anything stupid if she has some good solid facts.

  Carlton Banks : Wrong, my hot-blooded cousin. If you tell her about sex, she's just gonna run out and do it.

  Hilary Banks : Oh, that's ridiculous, Carlton. We want to expose her to a realistic portrayal of relationships. I know. We'll rent "Pretty Woman."