The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Asses to Ashes (1992)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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Quotes 

• Judge Carl Robertson : That was fun. There goes Philip Banks, the biggest sap that ever lived! What a stooge.

  Will : Excuse me?

  Judge Carl Robertson : He's a sap, a dope, a loser! He never had what it takes and he never will! Isn't that right?

  Will : I think you should take that back, man!

  Judge Carl Robertson : You do?

  Will : Yeah, I do!

  Judge Carl Robertson : Well, I think you should run along and play. And don't get involved in politics until you're a big boy!

  Will : At least my uncle stands for something!

  Judge Carl Robertson : Really? And what would that be? A buffet?

  [he laughs] 

  Will : My uncle fights for what he believes in...

  Judge Carl Robertson : Shame on me.

  Will : My uncle's three times the man you will ever be!

  Judge Carl Robertson : [scoffs]  He's got my vote!

  [laughs] 

  Will : And another thing: Everything you said in your campaign was a lie! You have no integrity, no decency, and you're really, really short! And I'll tell you another thing, if you don't like it, man, you can drop dead!

  [Judge Robertson suddenly gasps and drops down to the floor dead] 

• William 'Will' Smith : [to Carlton, Ashley and Hilary]  Why are y'all screaming at me? I was minding my damn business eating some fruit.

• William 'Will' Smith : You know, you really need a woman, G.

  Geoffrey Butler : What's a woman?

• William 'Will' Smith : [to Judge Robertson]  And I'll tell you another thing, if you don't like it, man, you can drop dead.

  [Judge Robertson collapses to the ground] 

  Reporter #1 : Oh, my God, he's dead.

  William 'Will' Smith : Come on, man! If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

• William 'Will' Smith : At least my uncle stands for something.

  Judge Carl Robertson : What? A buffet?

• Carlton Banks : I figured it out Will. I'm gonna get Dad what he always wanted.

  William 'Will' Smith : What, a Pizza Hut in the garage?

  Carlton Banks : *Better*. I'm gonna clench the election by getting an influential person to endorse him. Watch and learn.

  [picks up phone, clears throat] 

  Carlton Banks : Hello, is President Bush there?

  [beat] 

  Carlton Banks : Carlton... . Carlton Banks.

  [beat] 

  Carlton Banks : It's personal.

  William 'Will' Smith : [Will grabs the phone and covers over the receiver]  Carlton, are you by any chance an idiot?

  Carlton Banks : [grabs the phone back]  "Not available"? Perhaps you should let George know that as alternate assistant treasurer to the Bel-Air junior Republicans, I'm in a position to scratch his back if he'll scratch mine. Capisce?

  [beat] 

  Carlton Banks : Hello?