- [Kim Kelly cranks up the car stereo]
- Daniel Desario: Will you knock it off, Blondie, you're gonna blow the speakers.
- Kim Kelly: Oh I'm sorry Grandpa, I'll try not to blow anything of yours from now on.
- Alan White: [on Halloween, Bill is in costume] Shut up, you little girl.
- Bill Haverchuck: I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman.
- Bill Haverchuck: [about his fake breasts, as the Bionic Woman for Halloween] No, these are not bionic. These are all me.
- Bill Haverchuck: Why is everybody staring at me? You'd think they never saw the Bionic Woman before
- Neal Schweiber: They probably just didn't know she was so hot in real life
- [Sam laughs]
- Bill Haverchuck: [Sam starts holding back quiet laughter at Neal's joke] Are you joking? You're joking, right?
- Lindsay Weir: Millie, you're eating candy already? It's only 7:30 in the morning!
- Millie Kentner: It's just Lik'm'aid. It makes my spit taste like fruit juice!
- Sam Weir: We're not adults. We're kids until we turn 18.
- Neal Schweiber: Maybe you are, but when I hit 13, I became a man.
- Bill Haverchuck: That's only in your temple, Neil, not in the real world.
- Bill Haverchuck: I just hope I get candy I can eat. I'm allergic to peanuts, licorice, and nougat.
- Neal Schweiber: How could you possibly be allergic to nougat?
- Sam Weir: [laughs]
- Bill Haverchuck: I don't know. My doctor says I'm allergic to more things than anyone he's ever seen.