Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)
The Diary (2000)
Martin Starr: Bill Haverchuck
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Quotes
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Bill Haverchuck : [prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky... t-turd!
[hangs up]
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Sam Weir : Is this the best cereal you've got?
Neal Schweiber : I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.
Bill Haverchuck : Before or after you shave?