Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)

Kim Kelly Is My Friend (2000)

Busy Philipps: Kim Kelly

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• Kim Kelly : My aunt Cathy was so rad. She lived in L.A., she was on "Kojak." She doinked Ryan O'Neal once at a party.

  Lindsay Weir : Wow, she sounds awesome!

  Kim Kelly : Yeah, well she's dead. She OD'd on coke.

• [Karen has discovered the word SLUT spray-painted on her locker] 

  Karen Scarfolli : [to Sam]  Did you do that to my locker?

  Kim Kelly : *I* DID IT! Because you ARE a slut. SLUT!

  Karen Scarfolli : [referring to Daniel]  Hey. He hit on me!

  Kim Kelly : Oh, yeah? Well, after school, I'm gonna hit on you!

  [Karen is stunned] 

  Kim Kelly : BYE!

  [Karen storms off] 

  Sam Weir : Hey, Kim. Thanks. That was really cool.

  Kim Kelly : No problem, GEEK.

• Kim Kelly : [sobbing]  You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser!

• Cookie Kelly : It's that car! You're driving around town, you're tramping it up in that car! I know what you do!

  Kim Kelly : Yeah, you should know! I learned it from you!

  Kim Kelly's Stepfather : You're grounded for good, you got me?

  Kim Kelly : News flash. You're not my father, fat ass!

  Kim Kelly's Stepfather : Damn right, I'm not!

  Cookie Kelly : Aw, that's it! We're selling the car!

  Kim Kelly : No! That's my car! Aunt Kathy gave me that car!

  Cookie Kelly : Oh, yeah? Well, your aunt Kathy spent $1,000 of my money snorting it up her nose, so as far as I'm concerned, that car is mine!