Freakazoid! (TV Series)

Candle Jack/Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet/The Lobe (1995)

Tracy Rowe: Steff, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Freakazoid : [while making a 'Flying sound', runs in front of, and past, Candle Jack and Steff, goes off screen, then runs back on screen backwards, pauses, and runs toward them]  Well if it isn't...

  Steff , Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker , Additional Voices : *No!*

  Freakazoid : What? I was just gonna say...

  Steff , Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker , Additional Voices : *No!*

  Dr. Gunther Hunterhanker : Don't say it!

  Freakazoid : Don't say what?

  Steff : Don't say his name!

  Freakazoid : You mean don't say 'Candle Jack'?

  Steff : [screen wipes]  Freakazoid, why did you say his name?

  Freakazoid : 'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things like, you remember in F-Troop where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress, absolutely not! No dress!" and Forrest Tucker's like "Yeah your wearin' that dress! Your gonna wear that dress!" and then they wipe

  [makes a scene wiping noise] 

  Freakazoid : and Agarn's wearin a dress.

  [shows Agarn wearing the dress] 

  Candle Jack : Oh, I love that bit. There, I'll be right back, I've got to go charter a bus. Believe it or not.

• Steff : Thanks.

  [kisses Freakazoid] 

  Our Narrator : SCREAM!

  [someone screams] 

  Freakazoid : Knock it off!

  Freakazoid : [in a somewhat more heroic voice]  Well I better be going, for somewhere there are wrongs to right. There are foes to fight. There are little chunks of carrot in your teeth.

  [normal voice] 

  Freakazoid : I'd have that taken care of it can lead to insanity.

  Steff : [licks her teeth]  When will I see you again?

  Freakazoid : Well, if I know my cartoons, and, I do, I'll be back later on to rescue you from something *Really* horrible! Bye-Bye!