Frasier (TV Series)
Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name (1998)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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[Daphne is talking up her friend Clare]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, I thought by now that you would know my policy on fix-ups.
Daphne Moon : She's pretty, she's lonely, and she's an underwear model.
Dr. Frasier Crane : So you do know my policy. Off we go!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Here we are.
[hands Daphne a pint]
Dr. Frasier Crane : You make a toast.
Daphne Moon : I don't want you coming down here ever again.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I guess "here's mud in your eye" sounded mean the first time too.
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Roz Doyle : You're lost, aren't you?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Like a Bedouin in a sandstorm!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Now all I have to do is make this relatively simple shot--unless of course you'd like to concede defeat.
Daphne Moon : [laughs] That's typical American arrogance. We Brits don't know the meaning of the word "defeat!"
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh really! Then I suppose you're not acquainted with that little spat we refer to as the Revolutionary War!
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Dr. Niles Crane : [on the phone] Hello, yes? Really? Bravo! Excellente! Benissimo!
[hangs up]
Dr. Niles Crane : You'll never guess who that was!
Dr. Frasier Crane : The Three Tenors?
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Daphne Moon : There is such a thing as sportsmanship.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, really? This coming from a woman who made armpit noises during my last round?