Frasier (TV Series)
We Two Kings (2002)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Roz Doyle : Come on, Frasier. Talk to me. Use your words
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's just so egregious.
Roz Doyle : Smaller words.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : How are things with Mr. Claus?
Roz Doyle : I haven't had a chance to ask him out yet.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What's the matter? Low elf esteem?
Roz Doyle : How long have you been working on that one?
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Roz Doyle : [Looking in Frasier's bag] Is this for us too?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, actually this is another "Dancing Santa" for Dad. His other one got damaged.
Roz Doyle : I thought you threw that thing over the balcony.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, which damaged it.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Ah, we were hoping to uh, use your wassail bowl.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, I'm sorry. I've already loaned it to Lawrence Emerson and his mandrel-caroling group.
Dr. Niles Crane : Well you can kiss that bowl good-bye. Frasier, the Yule Tones are the bad boys of Renaissance Christmas music. Have you ever seen a church common room after one of their performances?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles. Where is it written that we have to have Christmas at either of our homes?
Dr. Niles Crane : The Thanksgiving Accord of 2002.
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Roz Doyle : Oh, what is the big deal? Why don't you let him have Christmas?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because it is just so unfair.
Roz Doyle : What's not fair?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, you wouldn't understand.
Roz Doyle : Well come on Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because, it's so egregious.
Roz Doyle : Smaller words.
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Martin Crane : Why don't you just use the punch bowl?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because then it wouldn't be wassail, it would be punch.
Martin Crane : What's the difference?
Daphne Moon : Me dad used to say that punch would make you want to kiss the donkey in the manger scene and wassail makes you want to check it into the inn.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Okay, look, it just seems that Niles is systematically emptying my home. We used to have Thanksgiving dinner there... gone! Daphne... gone! If I let him have Christmas, I'll have nothing left. Just end up some... doddering old bachelor sipping tea and keeping the apartment at a balmy seventy-eight degrees.
Roz Doyle : And how is that different from now?