Frasier (TV Series)

War of the Words (2002)

Josh Wise: Warren Clayton

Quotes 

• [Last lines] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : People, stop please! Look at yourselves. This is wrong. What are words, after all, but a way to communicate, to bring us together? But you, you're using them as weapons! Now, we still have an opportunity to walk away from here as winners. And wouldn't that be the greatest Spell-abration of all?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Freddie]  He's right, Son. Let's go home.

  [They turn and head for the door with Niles] 

  John Clayton : Yeah, we're all winners. Except for the two cheaters!

  [the Crane boys stop, then collect themselves and continue] 

  Warren Clayton : Hey, you know how to spell "loser"? C-R-A-N-E!

  [Again, the Cranes halt a moment, then keep going] 

  John Clayton : You don't have to worry about ever seeing him again, son. Chances are he'll end up in a state school.

  [Freddie, Frasier and Niles whirl around, rage on their faces] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : How DARE you!

  [to Freddie] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Can you take him?

  Frederick Crane : Yeah!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Then SPELL HIS ASS OFF!

  [They rush back to the middle. Frasier grabs the dictionary from a bystander. Fade out]