Frasier (TV Series)

War of the Words (2002)

Philip Casnoff: Dr. Bernard Gadston

Quotes 

• Dr. Bernard Gadston : You were clearly mouthing the letters as Frederick spelled the last word, Dr. Crane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I did no such thing!

  Dr. Bernard Gadston : We have it on the tape.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, if I did, it certainly wasn't a conscious act. It was like singing along at a concert. You know, I remember being admonished by the ushers for joining in a particularly intense performance of Das Lied von der Erde!

• Dr. Bernard Gadston : There has been an accusation of cheating.

  Martin Crane : Not the Asian kid.

  [everyone looks at him] 

  Martin Crane : What? I said NOT the Asian kid. Would somebody please tell me the rules?