Frasier (TV Series)

Voyage of the Damned (1997)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

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Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : [Roz, Martin and Frasier are trapped in Maris' bathroom. Looking through the keyhole]  I don't see Maris. Maybe she left.

  [she looks again] 

  Roz Doyle : No, wait. She's still there. I see her coat on a hatrack.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Look again, very carefully. Did it move?

  [Roz gives Frasier a horrified look at the realization she was seeing Maris] 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Latin singing sensation, Carlos, the Barracuda, del Gato?

  Roz Doyle : Don't you remember him from the 70's? He invented that big dance craze, the Barracuda.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Believe it or not, Maris was a big fan of his.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, that was the one dance she could do. The hustle was too strenuous. She had no booty to shake.

• Carlos Del Gato : Buenos noches. Habla espanol?

  Roz Doyle : Uh, not really.

  Carlos Del Gato : Is no matter. I am sure you are schooled in the... international language.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh yes, Roz, say something amusing in Esperanto!

• Roz Doyle : Hey, some ship, huh? How's your stateroom?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'd hardly call it a "stateroom." Wouldn't even call it a room, but I don't know the nautical term for "broom closet with sconces." How's yours?

  Roz Doyle : [Shuts her door quickly behind her]  The same. Worse, even. I'm sure you have a better view from your porthole than I do.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You have a porthole?

  Roz Doyle : What's the difference? A cabin's just a place to shower and change your clothes.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You have a shower? All I have is a nozzle and a floor drain. It took me an hour before I put those two things together!

• Roz Doyle : [speaking of Maris]  I have to admit, I'm kind of curious to meet her. You know, in all these years, I've never actually seen her face?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I haven't seen her most recent one, so this'll be a new experience for both of us.