Frasier (TV Series)

Travels with Martin (1994)

Pamela Gordon: Marvella

Quotes 

• Martin : [to lady]  Excuse me! Would you take our picture, please? Niles, Frasier, come on up here! Okay, everybody, alright, here we go! Everybody ready? Now, what should we do?

  Frasier : Well, how about this?

  [Frasier puts his hands up and opens his mouth wide as if he's scared of the bear] 

  Martin : Yeah! That's great, I like that! Okay, everybody! Eddie?

  Marvella : Now, before I take it, you know it's ten dollars Canadian.

  Frasier : Oh, for a treasured memory like this, what's money?

  [Everyone puts on their "scared" faces] 

  Marvella : Okay, one...

  Daphne : [whispering]  Why would she want Canadian dollars?

  Marvella : Two...

  Martin : Because we're in Canada.

  Marvella : Three!

  [Daphne screams in horror as Marvella takes the picture. Everybody looks at her as she steps forward off the photo platform] 

  Daphne : We're in Canada?

  Martin : Yeah, we crossed the border a while ago, when you were taking a nap.

  Daphne : But we can't be in Canada! I'm not allowed to leave the United States!

  Frasier : Why?

  Daphne : Because I don't have my green card yet! Oh, this is just perfect! Three months until my final interview, the one thing they told me not to do was to leave the country! And what do you do? Wait until the first time I fall asleep and drag me across the bleeding border! They're never going to let me back in!

  Niles : They have to take you back, it's not your fault.

  [Niles goes to comfort her] 

  Frasier : [to Martin]  This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so hell-bent on getting so many miles under your belt today!

  Martin : Well, you're the one who had to go where the wind blows!