Frasier (TV Series)

To Tell the Truth (1999)

Saul Rubinek: Donny Douglas

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• Donny Douglas : [smelling Daphne's hair]  That scent is wonderful, what is it?

  Niles : [turning away, quietly to himself]  Cherry bark and almonds.

• Donny Douglas : [on the phone to Maris's lawyer]  You'll be facing a counter-suit for deliberate infliction of pain and emotional distress. What, you don't think I can win? You call York and McFadden. You see what those bastards had to pay for trying to pull this same crap on a client of mine. Yeah, we're talking big numbers here, Whalen! You haven't seen so many zeroes lined up since Mister Spock had a book signing!

• Frasier : And indeed, I had high hopes for Niles and Maris, as is witnessed by my wedding toast, in which I combined my heartfelt sentiments with apt quotations from Shakespeare, jazz great Louis Armstrong, and the poet Catullus.

  Donny Douglas : [sarcastic]  And so your answer would be, "Yes, I attended their wedding."

• Donny Douglas : Now, look, they're also going to allege that during the separation, Niles was wasteful with money.

  Niles : Wha...? She's calling ME wasteful?

  Donny Douglas : Mmm-hmm.

  Niles : Do you recall what she used to do when one of our dogs needed a shampoo?

  Frasier : Yes, she'd fill the bathtub with Evian!

  Niles : Half the time she'd just get a new dog!