Frasier (TV Series)

To Tell the Truth (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : [Niles reads the diploma on the wall in Donny's office]  Oh, University of Las Vegas! No problem finding tassels for those mortar boards.

• Niles : If her family money didn't come from timber, where did it come from?

  [Donny hands Niles a file to read] 

  Niles : Urinal cakes?

• Donny Douglas : [smelling Daphne's hair]  That scent is wonderful, what is it?

  Niles : [turning away, quietly to himself]  Cherry bark and almonds.

• Niles : No, no, Marta, that's alright. She doesn't have to come to the phone. Just give her this message: "I've flushed out her family secret."... Helloooo Maris.

• Niles : Tomorrow everyone will know, including Daphne. And this is how she's going to find out. I wanted to whisper it to her over a candlelight dinner, not have it read back to her by a court stenographer.

• Donny Douglas : Now, look, they're also going to allege that during the separation, Niles was wasteful with money.

  Niles : Wha...? She's calling ME wasteful?

  Donny Douglas : Mmm-hmm.

  Niles : Do you recall what she used to do when one of our dogs needed a shampoo?

  Frasier : Yes, she'd fill the bathtub with Evian!

  Niles : Half the time she'd just get a new dog!

• Frasier : Niles, you have got to hear this man out. This is exactly what you want in a lawyer, someone who's not afraid to show a little moxie!

  Niles : Oh, he's an inch away from showing us the Full Moxie!