Frasier (TV Series)

Three Valentines (1999)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, Cassandra, I know this may sound like a silly question seeing as how we're... in bed together and... nearly naked, and... I've just been wondering: Is this a romantic date, or... a business thing?

• Roz Doyle : [answers phone]  Hello?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Roz, it's Frasier. Look, I need your help.

  Roz Doyle : Well, I don't have much time, I'm on my way out.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : OK, just answer me this: How do you know if you're on a date?

  Roz Doyle : Are you alone?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes.

  Roz Doyle : Then you're not on a date.

• Cassandra Stone : [At the end of an evening of conflicting signals]  My gosh, it's really starting to come down out there. You know what I'm thinking?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [a pained look on his face]  No! I truly don't.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm in Cassandra's hotel room. She invited me up here after dinner. I'm just not sure what it means.

  Roz Doyle : What it means? What it means is that even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.