Frasier (TV Series)

Three Dates and a Breakup (1997)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Daphne is practicing an American accent] 

  Daphne Moon : I'll see you later.

  [normal voice] 

  Daphne Moon : You see, that's the problem when I speak American, I don't know what to do with my "R"s.

  Frasier : Try hauling it out of here!

• Frasier : Daphne, shh... do you hear that?

  Daphne Moon : What?

  Frasier : The sound of a Sherry-free apartment. I've been basking in it for the last thirty minutes. Right now, I feel like a seafront village after the Vikings have left.

• [while riding up in the elevator, Daphne waves toward the ceiling] 

  Frasier : What are you doing?

  Daphne Moon : Saying hello to Mr. Hicks in security.

  Frasier : There's a hidden camera up there?

  Daphne Moon : Yes, but he said don't worry about it. He said lots of people pull down their pants to tuck in their shirts. Though he did recommend having that rash looked at.

• Daphne Moon : Well, at least they'll be in a good mood when they come out. There's nothing like make-up sex.

  Frasier : Daphne, please, Sherry and dad don't have make-up sex.

  Daphne Moon : Well of course, they're probably at it right...

  Frasier : Daphne, please. I have to sleep at night. My dad and Sherry do *not* have sex!

• [in the elevator, Frasier starts to re-tuck his shirt, but remembers the hidden camera] 

  Frasier : Not so fast, Mr. Hicks. You won't find me doing anything foolish.

  [He opens his umbrella over his head, and starts to unbuckle his trousers, but finds how hard it is to do with only one hand. When the doors open, Daphne is waiting there, and Frasier shuffles out in a half-crouch, with his pants around his knees and still holding the umbrella over his head] 

  Frasier : Daphne.

  Daphne Moon : Hello, Dr. Crane. Enjoy your evening.

  Frasier : Yes, you too.

  [She enters the elevator] 

  Daphne Moon : [to the camera]  He's been under a lot of stress lately.