Frasier (TV Series)

Three Blind Dates (2002)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Is Frasier here? I need him to approve the latest version of his bio.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [taking it from Roz]  Why does he keep updating his bio? What's changed in the last few years.

  [reading] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, his date of birth! He's now four years younger than I am.

• Daphne Moon : [Daphne and Roz want to set Frasier up on a date]  No, we should go with my person first. You don't have the best track record.

  Roz Doyle : Me? Whenever you've set me up with guys, I knew they were losers the second I saw them. They turned out to be bad in bed, too.

• Roz Doyle : Frasier knows pretty much everything there is to know about wine.

  [exuberantly, selling again] 

  Roz Doyle : Tell us some things about wine, Frasier!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [teasing Roz]  Sometimes you have to know when to put a cork in it.

• Roz Doyle : She made the whole thing herself from scratch! The crust, the meringue... she even baked it in a pie plate she fired in her own kiln!

  Susanna : In my spare time, I use my power of invisibility to fight crime.

  Roz Doyle : Am I overselling this a little?

• Roz Doyle : Susanna's an artist. She even has a gallery that shows her paintings exclusively!

  Susanna : It's not so much a gallery as a restaurant/bowling alley.

  Roz Doyle : She's a hell of a bowler too! Someone better snatch her up before she joins a league and there go her Saturday nights!