Frasier (TV Series)
Three Blind Dates (2002)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier shouts to the clerk as Niles scuttles him out of the bookstore] You know, by the way, you have an alphabetical misfile, but I'm not telling you where!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm previewing a new Benjamin Locklear exhibit and then I'm having dinner with the artist afterward. Promises to be a very exciting evening!
Daphne Moon : And what lucky lady are you sharing it with?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'm going alone.
Daphne Moon : Oh, I'm sorry.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, don't be. Truth is, I'm a pretty terrific date. I know when to arrive, I know when to call it a night, and frankly, I always leave myself wanting more.
[He exits, smiling]
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Roz Doyle : Frasier knows pretty much everything there is to know about wine.
[exuberantly, selling again]
Roz Doyle : Tell us some things about wine, Frasier!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [teasing Roz] Sometimes you have to know when to put a cork in it.
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Susanna : I do not need to be insulted by someone who buys art because it matches his bedspread!
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's a *duvet* and you're delusional!
Susanna : Dilettante!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Forger!
Susanna : Man who uses the word "duvet!"
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Martin Crane : Now, there's this gal in the building where I work...
Dr. Frasier Crane : [interrupting] Dad, Dad. You're not proposing another blind date?
Martin Crane : Now, she's a beautiful young lawyer, and she couldn't be nicer.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I am *not* interested.
Martin Crane : Now, don't say that. You've got to see her!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad...
Martin Crane : Frasier, listen to me.
[suggestively]
Martin Crane : You've *got* to see her!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [giving in] A young lawyer, you say?
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[last lines]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh... say, uh, do you play pool?
Lisa : [finding the question strange] No.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [beguiled] Neither do I. Hi, my name is Frasier.
Lisa : [He offers his hand. Lisa takes it]
[equally delighted]
Lisa : Hi!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Um, say, uh, don't you have a coat? It's kind of cold outside.
Lisa : I just got spray paint on mine. I wanted to get it cleaned as soon as possible.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Did you put seltzer on it?
Lisa : Of course.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You know a lot of people mistakenly use...
Dr. Frasier Crane , Lisa : Lemon juice.
Lisa : [They laugh] Which never works.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No. No, and it attracts bees.
Lisa : I did not know that.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'm not exactly certain that it attracts bees, but, I mean, um, it does make sense, doesn't it?
Lisa : Not really, but you say it with such authority, I bought it.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Ooh, there's a little tear in the cover. Would you get me another copy?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Good heavens, Niles, what am I, your lackey?
Dr. Niles Crane : No, no, no, I-I'm just engrossed in this book, "Heroes of Nahz-KAR."
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Maybe he did copy you. Maybe he got his inspiration one evening when he was out bowling a few frames!
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Martin Crane : What's going on out here?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I let Roz set me up on a blind date with one of her friends.
Martin Crane : Oh, big waste of time, huh?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, there's pie.
Martin Crane : Home made?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yup.
Martin Crane : Cherry?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Key Lime.
Martin Crane : I can live with that.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I wish I'd never let Roz set me up on that date.
Martin Crane : Well, you can't hit the ball unless you take a swing.