- Bulldog: Hey, look, I know how tough it is when you're a kid and you find out you're dad's not as great as you thought. Look, I was about Frederick's age when, well, I came home, my mom was out and I caught my dad with another woman.
- Frasier: Oh, Bulldog, I'm sorry.
- Bulldog: No, no, wait, you haven't heard the bad part yet! She was ugly, doc. I mean coyote ugly. My own dad. And the best excuse he could come up with was, "Hey, you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire!"
- [pause]
- Bulldog: Hey, I just got that!
- Bulldog: [laughs]
- Daphne Moon: [to Frasier] Your son just walked right in on me in the shower!
- Frasier: Frederick!
- Frederick: Dad, all I really saw was...
- Frasier: I'm very disappointed in you, young man.
- Niles: Let the boy finish!
- Frasier: [looking at childhood photos] Niles, refresh my memory. Why are we wearing plastic snouts and a tiny little wading pool around our waists?
- Niles: Oh, you've forgotten. That Halloween we went as The Bay of Pigs.
- Frasier: Ah! Yes, as I recall nobody got it. We finally had to take to telling that we were Swine Lake. They didn't get that either. That was a long evening.
- Bulldog: We won the game, but Roz got kicked out for arguing with the ump! She kicked dirt on his shoes, chest-butted him, almost took a bite out of his finger when he stuck it in her face. You can't coach that kind of thing.