Frasier (TV Series)

The Unnatural (1997)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Frasier : Is that your idea of appropriate baseball-watching attire?

  Niles : Obviously, you failed to detect the subtle diamond pattern in my tie.

• Frederick : Dad, did Grandpa ever tell you the story of how he captured four bank robbers with just a nightstick?

  Frasier : No. He did tell me how he captured two bank robbers with just a revolver, his partner and a S.W.A.T. team.

  Martin : They got there later!

• Bulldog : Hey, look, I know how tough it is when you're a kid and you find out you're dad's not as great as you thought. Look, I was about Frederick's age when, well, I came home, my mom was out and I caught my dad with another woman.

  Frasier : Oh, Bulldog, I'm sorry.

  Bulldog : No, no, wait, you haven't heard the bad part yet! She was ugly, doc. I mean coyote ugly. My own dad. And the best excuse he could come up with was, "Hey, you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire!"

  [pause] 

  Bulldog : Hey, I just got that!

  Bulldog : [laughs] 

• Daphne Moon : [to Frasier]  Your son just walked right in on me in the shower!

  Frasier : Frederick!

  Frederick : Dad, all I really saw was...

  Frasier : I'm very disappointed in you, young man.

  Niles : Let the boy finish!

• Frasier : So, it must be pretty disappointing to hear for the first time that your Dad is not perfect

  Frederick : It's not the first time. You couldn't fix my computer, you thought Venus was the North Star, and... I've seen you run.

• Roz Doyle : All right, a guy's on second, one guy's out, I drive one to the gap. I try to stretch it to a double. I make a beautiful hook slide right under the tag. How can I be out?

  Frasier : I'm still trying to understand why you drove to The Gap in the middle of the game!

• Frasier : [looking at childhood photos]  Niles, refresh my memory. Why are we wearing plastic snouts and a tiny little wading pool around our waists?

  Niles : Oh, you've forgotten. That Halloween we went as The Bay of Pigs.

  Frasier : Ah! Yes, as I recall nobody got it. We finally had to take to telling that we were Swine Lake. They didn't get that either. That was a long evening.

• Frasier : Frederick, what have I told you about running in the house?

  Frederick : You told me to not run in the house.

  Frasier : Frederick, what have I told you about splitting infinitives?