Frasier (TV Series)

The Unkindest Cut of All (1994)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Frasier : Where are the Thomasons? Why is that dog still here?

  Daphne : I'm sorry, Dr. Crane, but they struck me as unfit guardians.

  Frasier : Oh for God's sake, he works at the zoo! She's a nurse, Billy's an altar boy and Kathy is a Campfire Girl!

  Daphne : They had a dark aura.

  Frasier : They had a ten-acre farm! If they'd taken me, I'd have gone with them!

• Daphne : Oh, couldn't we just keep them for a while?

  Frasier : [with the box of puppies]  No, no we don't want them taking after their father. It may be too late already...

  [to the puppies] 

  Frasier : Oh for God's sake, stop staring at me!

• Daphne : [with the box of puppies]  I think I've found the perfect name for this one!

  Frasier : Stop! Dogs only need names if you're going to call them to you, which we're not!

• Daphne : [with the box of puppies]  Oh, couldn't you just eat them up!

  Frasier : For God sakes, don't love them! They'll think they're staying!

• Frasier : Mrs. Greenway, there's no way Eddie could be the father - he's been neutered.

  Mrs. Greenway : Well then, how do you explain these!

  [hands Frasier a box of puppies] 

  Frasier : Oh my God! They're miniature Eddies!

  Daphne : Oh, aren't they adorable!

  Mrs. Greenway : I'm glad you think so, because they're yours!

  Frasier : [to Eddie]  Bad dog! Look what you've done!